Somewhere in this gigantic pile of leaves is my wife's cell phone.
We've tried calling it in hopes of hearing the ringer but it goes directly into voicemail.
I guess this will be the last time she helps me rake leaves.
Update: About a week later we got a call from the mother of a one of my son's friends. Apparently, my wife dropped her phone on their lawn while picking up my son from a play date. So it wasn't in the compost pile but it was sitting on their lawn for over a week.
I guess I still have a leaf raking partner after all. :)